LAPD what the F are you doing?!
This happened today, 1st of Sept. 2020.
By now the drunk guy has forgotten what happened and read about himself going viral.
Enjoy the conversation:
Cop: OK. Let's see, please walk on this line
Drunk Guy: Aaight…. *slam dunks with his face on the concrete*
Cop: Good job, you can not drive anymore but you are free to go.